What is Butt Dust???? Read on to find out! :)

 What, you ask, is 'Butt dust'?  Read on and
> you'll discover the joy in it!
> These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this
> creative!!
> 
> 
> JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new
> baby sister. After
> a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for
> hot and one for cold
> milk?'
> 
> 
> MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny
> replied she was so
> old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If
> you don't remember you
> must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to
> six.'
> 
> 
> STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I
> love you so much
> that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my
> bedroom window.'
> 
> 
>  BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer.
> She tried in vain
> to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her
> Mom explained it
> was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for
> her. Eyes wide with
> wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know
> it's me?'
> 
> 
> SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
> 'Please don't
> give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my
> teeth cough.'
> 
> DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked:
> 'How much do I cost?'
> 
> 
>  CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When
> his Mom asked what
> was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know
> what'll happen with this bed
> when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'
> 
> 
> MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were
> hugging and kissing
> in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked
> his dad: 'Why is
> he whispering in her mouth?'
> 
> 
> TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly,
> rather wrinkled
> woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and
> then asked, 'Why
> doesn't your skin fit your face?'
> 
> 
> JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.  His dad
> read: 'The man named
>  Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city
> but his wife looked
> back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked:
> 'What happened to the
> flea?'
> 
>     The Sermon I think this Mom will
> never forget .
> 
>     This particular Sunday
> sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with
> arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his
> upturned face.
> 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have
> continued but at that moment
> my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to
> me and asked
> quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl
> voice, 'Mom, what is
> butt dust?'
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